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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 709
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Top comments

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

Comments

KevinsK4 0

Dude! Your Cousin? That Totally Hot! What's She Like?

Dillon_GP 3

Dude.... I would have totally have brought her to my moms room and just anally raped her while thinking of my mommy. <3

K_kanaka 26

Wow so this is the FML that started the incest jokes.

That gross why would you have sex with your cousin?!?!???!! Bastard

invile 0

Not only is that fkn nasty thats your dam cuzin your a fkn BRIT... Always have and always will hate brits even for a brit WHO SAYS WANK u ******

indifferent27 2

lol i can tell that all the comments on here making fun of the need to jack off part of ops story are girls cuz only a man truly knows how strong the urge to wank is

SwtCherryPie 26

Im a woman and I have to disagree with you . It may not be as often but once in a while it just HAS to be done, and there is no ignoring it.

I could go into a whole lecture on how everyone else has subconsciously done it, but seeing as how most people immediately damned the OP without paying attention to the details that are missing such as how close they are... You know? Do they see each other often or is this the first time in several years? I would be wasting my time.

Everyone who commented why he couldnt go into his room to wank. It's obvious that he was using his other head to think and we all know all he could think about was to wank and get done with it. Nevermind, about which room..

Emily9352 13

Why are so many people saying that's ******* sick? People can't help their sexual urges. It's not a big deal. Live and let live.