Holidays: Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent...

By handymandy - 19/01/2012 11:44 - United States

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

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By honeymooner - 28/03/2012 10:47 - South Africa - Braamfontein

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

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Teenage jealousy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 16:00

Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML

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By Gw - 28/10/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML

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By SadBride - 08/09/2015 00:39 - United States

Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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By Canceled Wedding - 25/05/2017 22:00

Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML

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By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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Cancel culture strikes again

By Disneydont - 27/10/2021 14:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was supposed to leave for Disney. Our trip was cancelled last year because of the pandemic. This morning, we found out my sister’s boyfriend, who was a last-minute add-on to the trip, has COVID. Cancelled again. Maybe next year. FML

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By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

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Thursday 19 January 2012 16:03

What does it really matter as long as you have each other, a bottle of lube, anal beads, a whip and peanut-butter. Get your priorities straight.

VorpikeII 17

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:55

Ooh. That's really unlucky. Try getting your money back.

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Brownsider 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 18:49

Sounds like a first world problem to me. I know shit happens but dont complain when you at least get to enjoy vacations

lordus1 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 19:30

Hope you get it worked out, went to Punta Cana last May for anniversary, very relaxing

modulusoperandy 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:02

Just... yes.

monkiki62 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:55

Make sure u call ur agent and have her fix it. That's bullcrap.

structuredchaoz 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:57

Refund time

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:04

Just... it doesn't matter what you think, jabroni!

awalker2782 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:07

Punta Cana is really nice I got engaged there and don't worry u won't need a room just sleep on the beach and bathe in the ocean

dre_cali_fa 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:45

Plam Beach here I come!!!

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:53

Is her name sue? Cause thats what you should do to her

amazinghorseback 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:09

I got back from punta cana a few weeks ago and my uncles had a dune buggy thing the travel agent books the right day but wrong month and year

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