Miscellaneous: Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French...

By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By sickdisney - 21/05/2012 18:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 17:06 - United States

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:40

And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.

NeverLetHerGo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:32

LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.

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Loe_307 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:43

La Haine = Great French movie!!

tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:45

L0l! YDI! Don't lie! Why the hell did they show a movie about incest in a classroom in any case? That's way weird

forealFML 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:46

so your crush was your brother..? ;)

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:49

Perhaps a better way to impress would have been to translate some stuff the class did not yet understand? Why people lie to impress others with such ill-thought out lies astounds me. Oh, and #96? Good one! :p

ragas 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:54

lmao at 6, so true and yeah, why couldn't the movie still be your favorite?

YLS 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:57

I love how people are getting up in arms about OH MY GOD QUESTIONABLE SUBJECT MATTER? IN SCHOOLS?! Or even, why would ANYONE like something with INCEST in it?! Or MAN THOSE FRENCH ARE WEIRD WITH THEIR INCEST MOVIES AMIRITE? You guys seem to be forgetting classic books like Flowers in the Attic and Lolita. Well, I don't know if Lolita would completely count as incest but. Hell, there are modern books with the theme in it (A Song of Ice and Fire) and movies (from all over the world) with the theme. It's taboo. That makes it a dangerous subject to write about. People like pushing that envelope. What I'm trying to say is: Things can be good even if they include things that are morally repugnant. It's not a FML at all. It's not a FANYONE'SL. Also, you guys who are like "I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEING SHOWN IN A SCHOOL" maybe the secret maker is in college?

leyalu 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:57

# 94 SO AGREE!!!

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:00

Eh-hem: #45, you're an uncultured dolt. How can you insult an entire culture and people without knowing (and obviously without understanding) it? And, yeah, it seems like there are an awful lot of French movies about incest... And #27 you prove that incest rots your brain or makes you dyslexic; you pick. #35, The Ballad of Jack and Rose was not about incest. It was about a psychological maladjustment (Electra Complex if you still believe in Freud) stemming from inappropriate socialization due to the family's isolation.