Kids: Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was...

By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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charlottex33 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

heywowmoo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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angelikat_17 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:22

as a mother you should go out with underwear on wait even if you not a mother especially wearing a skirt

Danielle02 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:26

You're a classy one.

BaldOuting 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:51

hahaha YDI

im_bored 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:52

So...everyone agrees on skirt+underwear....but why were you letting your kid crawl under the table???? Esp a FOUR YEAR OLD that is old enough to learn table manners. THAT is what I don't understand.

feesh 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:53

Yea umm when I was 4 my mother never allowed me to crawl around the bloody floor of a restaurant. Teach your kid some manners and maybe you wouldn't have that problem.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:58

This is kind of ridiculous. You know every single one of the guys in here claiming this woman is a ***** for not wearing underwear would be turned on if their girlfriend didn't. And assuming that it was not a miniskirt, not wearing underwear is perfect acceptable. No one would have known had the kid not been under the table, and who is going to assume that people will be crawling under tables when they go to dinner. You people are so closed minded.

Hydra_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 1:58

#148 A fifteen year old girl taking baths with her three year old cousin? That's... creepy. #161 win. Seriously. No one, least of all your 4 year old, wants to see that.

SeventhFonons 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:01

... WHAT DUDE ARE YOU GRUNE FROM TALES OF LEGENDIA?! TELL ME NOW, DAMN YOU

whimsical_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:01

Everybody seems to be interpreting this as the f-your-life-ing being that your child noticed the lack of underwear. I take a different approach - Perhaps the "fmylife" part comes in when the OP realizes that indeed, they did forget to put on underwear. Hmm..