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gross.
a shirt skirt with no underwear for a family dinner and assuming since it was nice whether there might even be a breeze. and in this family dinner you have 2 young sons. ohhh that makes complete logical sence i completly understand. :l *sarcasm*
166 - It's not that she's a *****, it's that she's a complete moron with no decision-making skills at all. If my gf did it, yeah it'd be hot - but not if she did it in a family restaurant with kids running around. It's never happened, because almost everyone I know has some form of common sense. We're closed minded because the OP shows her snatch to her 4-year old kid? It's called simple decency.
#173- She did not intentionally show her "snatch" to a 4 year old. No one prior to that was aware of it, so clearly it was not noticeably indecent under normal circumstances. She was seated at a table and therefore felt safe uncrossing her legs, which she would not have done if she were expecting there to be eyes under the table. It is an honest mistake.
#166. People are calling her a ***** because she chose to go commando on a family outing with the kids. If your girlfriend is going commando, chances are you're probably not planning a wholesome evening. It's all a matter of putting each situation in perspective. Showing off your cooch to someone you're sleeping with- not a *****. Showing off your cooch in a family restaurant with your kids and other families present- total *****. Also, I hate that she's whining about this and then posted a comment to complain about the people who aren't consoling her. You know what the risks are when you wear a skirt/dress/kilt with no underpants. If someone sees you, it's your own fault. Don't expect sympathy from complete strangers on the internet.
My sister apparently almost never wears underwear, even with skirts (which she wears on a regular basis) and isn't careful at all about how she sits or walks, either. She often bitches about "pigs" that catch glimpses of her cooch, and has made her boyfriend's life miserable for not getting enraged at these people and doing something about it afterward. The sad part is, she's not so much against underwear as she is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.
#175 I got the impression that she got dressed that way in the morning because it was hot outside, and then in the evening the family decided to go to dinner. If she did in fact dress that way specifically to go out on a family outing, then yes, your point absolutely holds true. But that's not really my interpretation. And I agree that she shouldn't have expectations when she posts her embarrassing stories online. But in her defense, the original posts were disproportionately offensive.
I love you, #39 XDXDXD
#178, it says nothing about her having dressed up earlier for a different reason and then going out with the family. All we know is that she wore a skirt because it's warm.
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well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!