By m - 09/09/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Reyo 2

No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?

wow that blows, and she probably did too!

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bigcrazymike 6

Wow, that's pretty insensitive.

Learn proper English, there is no better way to ruin a story. Illiterate, dumb-ass America...

Bachelor party? Then that means you wasn't in his life back then? And maybe the stripper was hot and he's saying you're hot as well?

Think of it this way: He remembers the scent because it was one of the many highlights involved in the happiest day of his life: marrying you. Sure...it would have been much nicer if he had picked out a scent that reminded him of the flowers you had used to decorate the reception, but men can be daft. Sometimes rediculously so. If you still feel threatened, I suggest you pick between two choices: 1)Leave. 2) Get your sex kitten on and remind him why the stripper was momentary entertainment and you are keeping material.

uhh.....she's his wife, and it was his bachelor party. clearly she was the bride to be at that point. DUH.

Most strippers smell GREAT, that said you would have to be a total dumb ass to admit it to your wife.

somone obviously has a kinky mind just get the perfume and only put it in when you want to be his stripper, why make a deal out of it?

bosshaug 0

(Gilfred Godfrey's voice) ydi for looking like you smell like per

dragonsrock 0

OMG i swear sometimes men can be so stupid, thoughtless and careless. Most of them think with there dick.

Well, wear the perfume and give him a lapdance before jumping his bones. He will be ever gratefull.