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By m - 09/09/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By Dee - 13/07/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Reyo 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:18

No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?

mich23 10

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:17

wow that blows, and she probably did too!

Comments

danielrp34 7

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:23

Shut the **** up, there are people out there with bigger problems. Strippers are supposed to smell good.

pbuk 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:37

Congratulations - you're married to an honest idiot. We get the partners we deserve.

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 12:38

hmmmm.... stripper comes to party stripper smells good guy likes stripper's perfume guys asks stripper about perfume guy decides that perfume makes a nice gift

turdburgers 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:39

I hope you let him buy it for you and then smashed it on the ground.

aurevior1 0

Friday 11 September 2009 0:40

...thats it? well he SAID bachelor party... wtf do u think he meant? its not that bad...

Solution_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 13:20

strippers always smell nice and it will remind him of a happy place when he is with you unlike the smell of his secretary's perfum that would only remind him of work ;)

IsabelleGrace 0

Friday 11 September 2009 14:59

Dear Smells Like Stripper, Please learn to be grammatically correct. Thanks, P.S. He is bored with the sex life the two of you share. He is thinking about a time where he had a lot of fun and excitement and is trying to re-create it with you, by having you smell like her. Thus reminding him of the fun and excitement he felt at his bachelor party which maybe is his idea of 'spicing' things up.

krindy 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:29

your husband's an ass

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 14:12

The best man traditionally organises the bachelor parties, so if you're upset that there was a stripper at his bachelor party, take it up with the best man. If you're upset that he chose perfume that his stripper wore, get over it. He probably doesn't know much about perfume and just picked the first one he recognised.