By m - 09/09/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one he responded with, "that's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
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Reyo 2

No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?

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mich23 10

wow that blows, and she probably did too!

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

What did it smell like? :) I WANT SOME! :D

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PlasmaWafflez 0

How'd you like it if you found out your wife ****** a stripper? I hope that happens to you, and you get hit by a bus the day after. Fag.

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Niftylicious 0

No. Your not ireply, you cant reply with lyrics

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hockeyfml555 0

how do you know he ****** the stripper??? he never said that. the OP said that was what the striper smelled like

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jonny2x4 0

(I'm n luv wit a stripper) She poppin, she rollin', she rollin' she climbin' that pole and (I'm n luv wit a stripper) she trippin', she playin', she playin' I'm not goin nowhere girl, I'm stayin' (I'm n luv wit a stripper)

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BeeSkwaird 0

IF I married someone who let me have a stripper, I can't imagine her honestly being offended by what her hubby said. I wouldn't want to marry such a girl, though.

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Casualt1234 0

I'm kinda hoping Megan Fox contracts AIDS and dies. The most overrated "actress" in terms of looks and acting skills. She should've quit after Transformers 1.

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Casualt1234 0

aw how cute, we have a megan fox fan. tell me what happiness has she brought to the world besides the kind you'd find in pre-pubescent boys' pjs in the middle of the night? and wahh i insulted your dream girl (who's fake and has shitty acting skills). go cry about it somewhere else please.

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Casualt1234 0

you're right, megan fox isn't here to defend herself. that's probably cuz she's busy blowing a director to get another role in a movie. that's the only reason to explain how she seems to get movie roles. and "weak ass reason"? really? megan fox is a stuck up, arrogant, bratty bitch who thinks she's the next angelina jolie or something. Her role in shitty movies (mostly shitty because of michael bay) are glorified for no apparent reason. People think she is setting a standard for beauty, when in reality everything about her is fake and you're pathetic for thinking you can "protect your woman" over the internet or something. back up.

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Casualt1234 0

picking fights on FML then being too much of a dumbass to back up your own points. (you can't even do it on the internet?!?) classic example of a douchey kid who tries to act superior on the internet. everyone watch out, this kid wants to **** megan fox and bawls his eyes out when someone makes fun of her or speaks out against her. have fun masturbating to that grotesque excuse for an actress with talent capacity equivalent to dog shit.

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Casualt1234 0

yet you continue to reply. idk what kind of evidence you could produce but something to back up your argument other than "you're a douche, you're a retard, that's retarded, etc." and just for reference, you completely started this "fight." hey if you wanna screw megan fox that's fine by me, i'm just gunna keep on hoping that something AT LEAST keeps her out of movies. oh, and welcome to the internet. people are always gunna say stuff (stupid or uncalled for) that you don't agree with. some things i read on youtube piss me off beyond belief but it's always better just to ignore it.

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TotallyAwesome 0

He probably liked the smell. Men don't think like women. No man would consider this a big deal. It's a dumb thing to say, yes, but still, not a big deal.

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Eashag 3

That man broke the code. No matter what goes down whatever happens at a bachelor party it STAYS at the bachelor because women will always be curious and jealous. A strippers perfume falls under that category.

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3rdDegree 0

Kinda sucks, if he makes up some other reason for liking the smell he's lying to his wife, and if he tells her the truth she's upset that he liked the smell of a stripper. Nothing wrong with liking the smell of a stripper, as that's why they wear the perfume they do. I guess girls don't want to go around wearing the stripper smell though.

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

Not a smart answer at all on his part. Maybe he didn't realize what he was saying.

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