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By PunctureWound - 10/10/2010 00:57 - Canada

Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By minustoenail - 12/10/2012 05:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By xxx - 03/09/2017 04:29

Today, at a meeting, I had a heated argument with the only female employee at the office. A little later, I managed to hit her in the face with a door, giving her a bruise. Nobody believes it was an accident. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:10

YDI for playing kiddy games at your workplace.

xMrAndyTranx 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:11

better your face then your nuts?

Comments

Psychokitty29 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:09

LMAO!! Lugnutted in the face... Classic!

diegomanguelo 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:57

karma strikes again, assuming you through a nut at one point.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 October 2010 0:31

The reality of "butstin' a nut".

mR_StAtiiC 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:49

well you were playing the game as well.. so Ydi

RyanTWK 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:19

how does it feel ass hole YDI why would you do that that is so dumb

cutelilmama069 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:59

LMMFAO..... Dats good for ur ass ..... They should have put a sock full of lugs and aimed it at u ........ PAY BACKS A MUTHAFUCKAH..... Ha ha ha ha

iHateThisLife 10

Wednesday 13 October 2010 8:22

u kicked the ass of the ****** who threw it?

BabesYourAStar 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:30

ydi.

emsiti 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:59

see no problems with that

BeibertSmitor 10

Monday 26 September 2011 8:57

5 points if you hit the stomache 10 points if you hit head 50 points if it hits noes 100 if it hits crotch and they can't find you. -50 if they find you