Miscellaneous: Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and...

By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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Little shit

By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 5:02

Target neutralized!

fatgirllovesfml 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:58

Balls to you!

Comments

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:00

Ball ball contact. :P

GVirdi 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:01

And that's why u side step instead of jumping :P

MissMae93 23

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:02

Am I the only one who sees two "me"'s in this?

_jacqui_ 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:24

Yes.

ss_fml 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:05

YDI jumping makes you an easy target

snagglepaste 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:09

ydi, jumping is not one of the five d's of dodgeball

djgomezzi9331 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:17

I said you deserved it on this one just because you randomly called the other team's players idiots without voiced reason. The hell? That was so random...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:35

The whole world is full of idiots. The op was saying what most compitent and intelligent people say about idiots. Hell, just look at most of these commenters from earlier fmls. Proves my point...

djgomezzi9331 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:13

Dammit, you beat me to it. I really wanted to correct that arrogant prick's grammar.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:19

No, no, no! If you take that tactic and are a man (this may no longer apply) you Have to take a tip out of the karate and fencing handbook and turn to the side! That way there's less of a target to hit and all vitals are not exposed to direct fire. Bad form man! Very bad form. *shakes head*

thebluewizard 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:29

I don't understand why the other team became "idiots" for trying to hit you with the dodgeball ... though I do agree, fyl, op.

alex6946 10

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:34

I played dodgeball at school today too! :D but I got hit in the boobs -__-

crownlogic 25

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:39

Dodgeball was wicked fun in HS gym, I don't know why you weren't more into it. If you nail them first, they can't nail you back. You should have been more assertive.