Miscellaneous: Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and...

By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 5:02

Target neutralized!

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Saturday 29 October 2011 4:58

Balls to you!

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SimonREWQ 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:48

You remind me of those bunny hops n first-person shooter games.

killak41 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:56

Looks like the idiots on the other team won

ProjeKtSC2 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:30

Try Hard!!! Haha jkjk

Tymaster5 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:43

lol that happen to me before

Allabaster 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:52

Who's the idiot now?

el_chicharito_14 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:09

By any chance do you happen to go to Maine west high high school

paulie1998 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:48

I want to kiss you.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:20

Lmfao, "...straight into my ballsack...", epic.

StefanoMorelli 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 3:28

well jump isnt in the 5 d's of dodgeball :)

benw714 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:10

Remember the 5 D's of Dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and.. Dodge. :P

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