By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 081
You deserved it 10 846

Same thing different taste

Comments

"the idiots on the other team", as opposed to you who thought you should jump instead of just catch it or just run out of the way?

I'm going to cry if this was during Madman Dodgeball. Congrats to you if you go to BG!

you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

bmar97 5
whitey53 5

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

If you can dodge a hammer you can dodge a ball!

jbcrazy 6

haha no. those are two totally different things lol.