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By Tokany - 28/04/2011 19:29 - Romania

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By refines - 23/09/2017 16:00

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By WetWetWet - 04/01/2010 11:15 - India

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By LostFocus - 11/12/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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Lint kills

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 00:00

Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML

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Like what you've done with the place

By me. - 29/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Roseau

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

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Top comments

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:36

Your sister went full retard. Never go full retard.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:37

You should thank your sister for saving your computer's life. Smoking will ******* kill you.

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:37

You should thank your sister for saving your computer's life. Smoking will ******* kill you.

enoughgrace 4

Friday 29 April 2011 0:41

The Doc knows best.

CateXOX 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:00

Yeah, if something's going to die of cancer, just drown it. Death now, death later- what's the difference? You should probaby make a note of that statement, OP, when court comes around asking about the fatal stabbing of your sister.

Bellacanfixit 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:38

That was extremely dumb. I don't say beat her ass, but I say make her buy you a new one. FYL.

Di55le 9

Friday 29 April 2011 19:31

I would of threw the mouse at her lol

bthomas0319 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:38

What a smart sister!

babymaee 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:40

I'm sure facebook will be fine without you for a while.

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:40

it spontaneously combusted

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:40

Your computer deserves it for smoking. To the computer: THAT SHIT CAUSES CANCER AND EMPHYSEMA AND AIDS, YOU ****. DON'T YOU KNOW ELECTRONICS CAN BE HARMED BY SECONDHAND SMOKE. GOD. YDI.

andres19 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:44

fail on so many levels

anhhai 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:47

Smoking causes AIDS? FYL if you honestly believe this lol.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 29 April 2011 1:31

The FML community is ******* retarded. Like, you idiots make drooling window lickers look like Harvard graduates.

MakeAScene 4

Friday 29 April 2011 11:20

It's amazing how no one could tell he was trolling. *facepalm* #78.

Sniper_Fidelis 1

Friday 29 April 2011 11:32

Hey asshole your lightsaber isn't even straight!

iftheglovefits 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:40

dang.

meligje 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:42

Actually, if a lot of dust has been building up in your pc, your power supply might have caught on fire, and that way could have produced smoke. So it's not entirely unlikely.

carinamiller95 0

Friday 29 April 2011 8:27

someone with some intelligence

terranman 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:43

ouch

terranman 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:44

ouch

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