Animals: Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying...

By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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By idonthavelice - 28/02/2010 13:44 - China

Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

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cutycat136 28

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:55

Didn't you know roaches are what power the outlets? And the ants are the only things small enough to install them into the outlets for you??

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:54

Well, that's a bit odd... looks like to me ants are living in the walls and you got roaches also... have an exterminator come in by your own means or show them a pic of what's going on...

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VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:16

Yeah, but aren't ants supposed to be fairly smart? They clearly should have realized the roach wasn't going to fit in the socket and found another route. I mean, come on ants, get it together!

xBeats 15

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:29

The roach committed a crime. They're giving him the electric chair.

alonzo368 5

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:59

The ants seem like really nice people

bo501 4

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:07

Phone have a camera? Duh! Proof positive.

Bebbo_fml 21

Wednesday 21 August 2013 1:51

Ants and roaches aren't considered pests. They are your neighbours!

thatgirl0625 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 3:59

Welcome to Tulane... UNO... Loyola... Dillard... Xavier... LSU... GSU... SUNO: Louisiana. There are bugs, you will never be able to get rid of them, learn to avoid screaming like a little girl and you should be okay.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 4:42

Also, sleep with your mouth closed and use ear plugs. You're welcome.

mali90 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:04

I feel your pain, the maintenance people in my apartment are assholes, we have water leaking,ants& slugs in most of the apartments. they just disgusting lazy people.

Ihavenogoodname 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:31

I guess you could say that the ants are "pestering" you

itsme3623 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 7:25

Ugh, similar thing happened to me my freshman year. My dorm had a HUGE cockroach infestation and our housing department insisted it was "just that time of year" and there was nothing they could do. I do not miss dorm living...