Intimacy: Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so...

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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By NotAParabola - 07/10/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:06

What do you know? Contrary to popular belief, guys aren't in fact perpetually horny. Crazy, I know. But seriously, the sooner you stop taking this stuff personally, the happier your life will be.

arano 29

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:08

I don't know why women expect us to stop what we are doing just because you're walking around half naked. We have other things we enjoy besides sex.

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mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 28 July 2016 22:26

I'm a gamer but I don't understand why some would choose it over sex.

NotCollegeBound 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 22:45

Does it bother anyone else that we see so many FMLs about men ignoring their wives/girlfriends because of video games? Guys don't have to always be ready to go but a little acknowledgement goes a long way when you put some real effort into trying to be flirty. Instead of a pat on the head or "That's nice", why not a "I'm not feeling up to it right now, sorry" or "Can you give me half an hour?"

dyllan1000 10

Thursday 28 July 2016 22:55

Well the title says csgo in it, and in competitive matches if you leave you get banned for a period of time. If it's his new game I don't think he'd wanna get banned already

termitanor 3

Thursday 28 July 2016 23:11

I would do the same thing too

ralphnader 13

Friday 29 July 2016 1:57

Cute undies mean nothing. Buy the lingerie from Yandy.com for like 10$ and actually tempt him. Believe it or not red Lacey panties mean nothing to men.

Catdragon 40

Friday 29 July 2016 2:40

This fml depends on which game it was.

opopopop 4

Friday 29 July 2016 3:00

I guess I didn't really explain my situation well and yes I was just whining because I didn't "get any" but I was more annoyed that he played his game allllll day and well into the night instead of really acknowledging me but no worries this isn't a usual thing and all is well with us... we've done it tons since then lol

trucker2 33

Friday 29 July 2016 4:24

Take your happy ass to the basement.... And throw the kill switch on the breaker box..... Game over......

ABlindMan 17

Friday 29 July 2016 7:50

I hope you don't mind if your s/o does the same thing when you're watching a show and you immediately drop everything to have sex with them that instant.