Miscellaneous: Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite...

By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Scared to bed

By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 12:00

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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Saturday 9 June 2012 9:15

Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....

downtime 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:25

You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.

Comments

sharod101 5

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:36

I'd sleep with an eye open and a shotgun in each hand...those things are freaky yo....

scuba113 2

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:39

Dam that's still a small spider compared to the ones I have.

SimpleGr33n 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:41

It's running away now after it laid eggs in your belly button.

Jonaahhhh 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 23:40

Did anyone else check their own bellybutton after reading this? But seriously, that idea gives me shivers -_-

BunnyRose 11

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:05

CODE RED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!!!!!!

yaniggamatt 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:05

time to move. im an 18 yr. old 220 lb. lineman and even I scream like a girl at spiders.

Trtny25 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 20:13

That happened to me when I was a kid! (8 years old) Except it was sitting on my stomach.......

Hylia_fml 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 20:36

It's a tektite!! Kill it Link, kill it!!

fallen_dragonkin 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:02

poor you. as someone with serious arachnophobia, i really feel for you. i once sat down at my desk and a huge black spider jumped on my head from the ceiling and bit me. i knew instantly what it was, tried to swipe it from my head with my hand, so it bit me on the hand as well, and then scuttled across the carpet to hide under the bed. pressumably so it climb all over me at night.