By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....

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downtime 12

You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.

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Comments

itsme1321 3

Hmm...that sounds more like a spider cricket...

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alexlovescandy 3

OMG! this is my worst nightmare I feel so sorry for you!

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suri23 11

Not sure spiders hop-if so, what the hell was it?

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erinchick1 7

Probably a jumping spider their fast little suckers!

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justhanging 6

Given the size the poster is claiming, probably a camel cricket (although they aren't THAT big) -- looks like a cross between a grasshopper and a spider.

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PlaidPanda 9

Spiders can hop, if you've never seen a jumping spider consider yourself lucky.

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tencentsakiss 19

In Maryland, the biggest jumping spiders we have are only like half an inch long, if that. We definitely don't have camel spiders. I vote that it was a spider cricket. They look like spiders, can have very long legs, hop, and love damp houses.

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tencentsakiss 19

Oops sorry 115, spider crickets and camel crickets are the same thing. They're also called cave crickets and sprickets.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I think it's time to call an exterminator.

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Fasterkill 6

Okay 51, we get it. You're a special snowflake because spiders don't have the same pants-shittingly scary effect on you that it does on practically everyone else. Please stop commenting now.

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