Miscellaneous: Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite...

By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Scared to bed

By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 12:00

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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Been here long?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:15

Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....

downtime 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:25

You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.

Comments

luckylove869 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 13:27

Omg , I would have cried ! D:

itsme1321 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 13:29

Hmm...that sounds more like a spider cricket...

whitecloud197 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 13:40

holy crap OP that sucks lol

alexlovescandy 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 13:47

OMG! this is my worst nightmare I feel so sorry for you!

AngrySunflakes 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:02

Spricket.

suri23 11

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:19

Not sure spiders hop-if so, what the hell was it?

erinchick1 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:49

Probably a jumping spider their fast little suckers!

justhanging 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 17:59

Given the size the poster is claiming, probably a camel cricket (although they aren't THAT big) -- looks like a cross between a grasshopper and a spider.

PlaidPanda 9

Saturday 9 June 2012 18:10

Spiders can hop, if you've never seen a jumping spider consider yourself lucky.

tencentsakiss 19

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:39

In Maryland, the biggest jumping spiders we have are only like half an inch long, if that. We definitely don't have camel spiders. I vote that it was a spider cricket. They look like spiders, can have very long legs, hop, and love damp houses.

tencentsakiss 19

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:47

Oops sorry 115, spider crickets and camel crickets are the same thing. They're also called cave crickets and sprickets.

tencentsakiss 19

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:49

I read camel spider at first, sorry.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:40

I think it's time to call an exterminator.

erinchick1 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:47

Gah! I hate spiders!

day624 14

Saturday 9 June 2012 14:49

Chills

Fasterkill 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 15:07

Okay 51, we get it. You're a special snowflake because spiders don't have the same pants-shittingly scary effect on you that it does on practically everyone else. Please stop commenting now.