Intimacy: Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a...

By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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Saturday 8 December 2012 12:20

That's bloody awful

markuskind 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 12:19

Hero!

Comments

Teyros 24

Saturday 8 December 2012 19:23

Once you get going.. There's no stopping..!

floon_fml 13

Saturday 8 December 2012 20:07

And the problem is....?

cindyBash19 0

Saturday 8 December 2012 20:16

Grossss

theBadGuy37 9

Saturday 8 December 2012 20:36

Nice.

BoratSagdiyev 2

Saturday 8 December 2012 21:52

Atta boy!

AzzyShurae 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 23:02

Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

equius4life 8

Saturday 8 December 2012 23:36

I think he made your heart go. Doki Doki. (I'm sorry).

303kid 5

Sunday 9 December 2012 0:11

Hahaha gotta keep on truckin.

Ryan11adidas 4

Sunday 9 December 2012 1:43

Thata boy! Good thing he was willing to carry on!! What a champ!

zuelhater 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 2:03

Smart thinking on his part!

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