Intimacy: Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a... - FML

By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

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mclauren29 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 12:20

That's bloody awful

markuskind 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 12:19

Hero!

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Darkmagic666 9

Saturday 8 December 2012 16:26

Wow! Are you in an anime?(is an otaku)

MadameMerle 11

Saturday 8 December 2012 16:47

I fail to see why this would be a problem. I'd be pissed if he hadn't done so

Blue329 15

Saturday 8 December 2012 16:54

He didn't want to ruin the moment

mercsl65 7

Saturday 8 December 2012 17:09

Doesn't matter had sex

Samanthawk 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 21:31

But she put a bag over my head..... Lmao

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 17:31

If he keeps going after you tell him to stop, it's rape.

SircalebS 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 8:33

she never said she told him to stop. Just that she got a nosebleed and he gave her a plug. People on FML read to much into things.

snufflelump 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 17:45

he should have given you a tampon!

dodzin 9

Saturday 8 December 2012 17:59

I would do the same- not a cardiac arrest

jelly713 19

Saturday 8 December 2012 18:13

The boyfriend sounds horny. xD But where are his manners? He should help you get rid of the nose bleed before continuing sex, at least, then there would be no interruptions & more sex!

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 8 December 2012 18:21

39- I read your comment, oh yes I did. Funny its not, try harder kid. I do not care much, for what you think. Now I must go, its time to drink.

Daze619 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 18:23

Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.

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