By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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anythingmustbe 18

Hopefully you can forgive him for being so inconsiderate so there would be nose bad blood in between you.

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Grauncho 27

That was ******* terrible. Wow.

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saltycookies 5

That gives me hope that there are some real men left. Most guys nowadays wouldve pissed thier pants

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candiicane 12

I can't decide how I feel about this FML. On one hand saltycookies is right, atleast the guy didn't get so freaked out about something trivial... I suppose it depends on how bad the nose bleed was?

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Poor voldemort, he has so much power, but no nose :(

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ICastillo 24

Voldemort is a dick. Who cares if he doesn't have a nose. I hope he goes noseless forever.

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ICastillo 24

Voldemort is a dick. Who cares if he doesn't have a nose. I hope he goes noseless forever.

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jerry2011 4

That guy just wants pure sex, no love. Just move on and find another BF.

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bananagrams 9

Your relationships don't last that long do they?

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ChristineAnn58 8

He's a dick. Obviously does care about your well being.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Make up your miiindd...

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alwaysbored13 14

And you let him continue? If yes YDI.

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

Well you're half way to a strawberry shortcake.

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nevereyes 31

A little blood only makes it hotter, in my opinion.

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Epikouros 31

If you're one of those girls that get horny during her period, it's only fair that he should keep going when your nose bleeds, too. At least he didn't make you give head.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

MAKE her give head? If he MADE her do anything she didn't want to then he's a total ********

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Grauncho 27

68. YOU shut up.

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