By pinks - 02/09/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML
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thewonkits 0

I saw a British guy eating Pringles on youtube once. That is my argument.

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skrotty 0

you tried to hug your son, what did you expect,

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Sakke 4

If he is so little that you can carry him, he should be eating chips. Grow up and be responsible and stop crying over things like this.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

You should have taken his chips away. "Give your mother a damned hug before I throw them all on the floor and make you lick them." Respect and Love. Ahh. Teach 'em young. :)

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daniphantom911 0

Lol XP that's amazing. My mom did that, and I turned out ok, lol.

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shamille 5

ooer... chips for breakfast. I see obesity in his future.

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aback 4

He shouldn't be grazing on junkfood at will. He's going to be a little lard ball, if he isn't already.

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plexico 3

You'd think a 38-year-old loser living in his mom's basement would show a little gratitude to the woman who enables him to play Call of Duty all day instead of getting a job. Then again, she is to blame for his warped sexuality where his most meaningful relationship is whacking off when The Teletubbies are on.

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Intoxicunt 5

First it's The Wiggles, now The Teletubbies? Would you like me to look up psychiatrists in Texas for you? :P Also, if he was little enough for her to pick up, he probably needed the ******* chips! God, woman, feed your kid so he has the strength to play Call of Duty.

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idrivefast 0

I'm pretty sure that if I have kids, I'll make sure they don't think chips are eatable till they are in their teens. Junk food for toddlers, how lovely.

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shakemup 0

YDI for raising a fat child.

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