Kids: Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached...

By pinks - 02/09/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Rejected - 16/07/2011 13:28 - Australia

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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By Queen_of_Night - 27/10/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:55

Om nom nom chips > Women fo real

thewonkits 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:19

I saw a British guy eating Pringles on youtube once. That is my argument.

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monkey_boy984 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:45

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! fuggin epic I tell you!!!! EPIC!!!!!

PinkDahlia 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:00

Hahahahahahhahah oh my gosh, that made my day. He loves chips more than his own father!! In the near future, that kids gonna get chubby and blame it on you because you didn't hug him enough and all he could do to ease the pain was eat chips.

Dakata 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:48

Feed him some carrots.

fattu4554 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:17

Can you blame him?

3ripledose 0

Friday 26 March 2010 16:08

mums sure like to come to fml

michybaby7 0

Monday 5 July 2010 18:31

don't take what your son did personal. I'd give all the chips in the world so my mom could hug me more. and I'm 16. so don't worrie.

IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:29

Obesity is not good

nickalamb 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 1:00

Nevermind.

ranger159 6

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:28

were you watching him sleep ? O.o

Bambi84_fml 1

Friday 4 November 2011 5:35

People are so mean, hiding behind technology. Obviously most of the haters don't have kids, because it is an FML when you think your little one is about to give you some serious cuddles, and it turns out they were psyching you out just to get something else! And as far as giving your toddler chips, that's fine as long as it's in moderation. People shouldn't be so mean.