By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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genius_girl16 0

well you are all should know that dogs have the cleanest mouths. World renowned veterinarian, Dr. Gary had done many tests with dogs mouths and their cleanliness. He says and i quote "I would eat out of that animals mouth". In fact some doctor collect the spit from their dogs mouths and use it to clean patients wounds. So your mouth is probably cleaner now than it has been since you've seen the dentist. I would hardly consider this an FML.

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Humanoid_fml 0

Dogs don't have cleaner mouths than humans; it's just that most of the bacteria in dogs' mouths is species-specific. (http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1213870) It's still gross though. Dogs eat their own shit.

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EOD_Elmo 0

Don't start something you can't finish

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loserloser 0

My aunts poodle did that to me once. Good times, good times. ;D lol

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elsieenchanted 0

Dogs mouths are cleaner than ours. It's a proven fact. But, you fail. xD

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