By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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Trooth 13

Haha...Well at least you got some tongue

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xo_emily_xo 0

EWEWEW! Why the **** would you pretend to make out with a DOG?! Are you psychotic?

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CaleighChi 0

you shoud try ******* his mom, that always helps get out the taste of dog crotch.. admit it , you looovvved it

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Poxag 0

LOL ur as bad as the guy on here who humped his dog into submission

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falloutgurl517 0

hahaha... i have no words for this. i seriously can't stop laughing.... why would u pretend like you were gonna make out with a dog? at least tell me that it was of the opposite sex!

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SexyMami15 0

The same thing happened with me, but it was with a cat. I wanted to kiss his little nose, but he moved and stuck his tongue in my mouth. lol

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fml_fml_fml9 0

REMEMBER kids, dogs have cleaner toungues than people! :) OP: wtf were u tryin to pull?

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Sapphy 0

as gross as it would be to have a dog tounge in your mouth this isn't much of an fml. its not a big deal.. it would have been different if say you found out after the dog licked himself in a certain spot. then that would be majorly gross XD

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