By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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Scaffolding 0

Why would you act out making out with an animal? YDI

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dyld921 2

At least you got some tongue action. ********** FTW.

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letthemxeatcake 0

That would be even more of an FML if you've never had a French kiss before.

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wellthatsucks 0

Why would you even PRETEND to make -out with a dog?? I've kissed a dog on the head, buy not anywhere near their mouth. YDI.

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tokyooo123 0

hahaha dw, you're not alone, i've been there

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killuhb 0

Haha that suck my English buldog likes to try to stick her tounge in ppls mouths but why exactly you would try to make out with a dog is what I wanna know I mean are you that lonely?

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notsocrafty 0

/insert your own 'doggy style' joke here/

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BB_baby 0

#8 said exactly what was on my mind!

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Endymion_fml 0

Why has no one else commented on the 'while I wasn't looking' part? Why were you not looking?!

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