By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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irafinklestein 0

haha #33 and you deserved it for pretending to make out with a dog.

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newguy12 0

shut up i bet you liked it

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ashole1990 10

first base without a date first? you're pretty easy

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dankadank 0

dude...Wtfffff is wrong with you seriously get out more

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D4rkSh0gun 0

you better hope you don't have the flesh eating virus like that one guy from house

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plexico 3

And he didn't even have to buy you dinner! You are a ****.

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NoMercy_fml 0

Bow Chicka Wow Wow. Oh baby your making my tail wag so hard.

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irawk 0

Maybe the dog mistaken you as a penis!!

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