By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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zandar 0

first rule of being a dog: my tongue can (and does) go ANYWHERE.

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NickelPhosphate 0

Why would you even pretend to make out with a dog in the first place?? **********. Lmao.

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jal_8_jal 0

my friend actually purposely french kisses her dog everytime she sees him (like yes, lets her dog stick his tongue in her mouth and hers in his)

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jncwmnd 0

ew..my cousins used to argue with me saying "dogs have the cleanest mouths look!" and they would put a scoop of ice cream on their tongue and let it lick it out..same with sharing suckers or popcicles X_X I dont give a **** if they really do or not...ive seen dogs eat their own shit lol FYL for acting like an idiot

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beckyb 0

I could think of grosser things that have been in my mouth than a dog's tongue. Just saying.

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ajscw 0

Gross man u don't know where thts been

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atomick 0

Why would you give an innocent dog hepatitis on purpose you jerk?

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