By iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 127
You deserved it 4 254

Same thing different taste

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"Ohh, you startin' to piss me off, ya little piglet son of a bitch. Call meeee ;)"

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JuniorVarsFman 0

just plain wierd............but in wrestling you have to be super comfortable with your sexuality

This is so fake. first, it's not wrestling season. Second, wrestling practice is held indoors. Third, to see the guy lick his lips while you're bending over you'd have to be within 30 feet of him. I don't buy any of it.

FAKE I wrestle and I know that there is no way in hell anyone could have seen you let alone a car from a road. I mean seriously where the **** do you practice on the football field or something. I can't even see the hallway from my wrestling room

BigGuy99 0

"Now don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings and thigh! Hmmmmmmmm!"

iceman123432 0

Everyone, when we practice, we do our warm ups on the front yard of a church, right next to the street

iceman123432 0

we practice outside on the front yard of a church

oystersmoke 0

don't forget to rub your creamy hamstrings!

OP, this is the lamest post I have read so far on this site. So your're saying that an adult in the general vicinity of your wrestling practice is FYL. (1) How do you know this guy was actually watching you? He most likely was sitting there doing something else - making a cell phone call, writing a note to himself, entering something on his iPhone, or staring into space and thinking about the fact that his wife left him. Things adults do, you little twit. EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU. (2) How could you possibly see him lick his lips? What were you, 50 feet away? 100? I'll give you one thing: you have a vivid imagination. Let's just say he did lick his lips. So what? People do that all the time, and it almost never means "mmmm, sweet little wrestler boys, I gotta get some of that." When people lick their lips, it means they have dry lips. Here's another news flash: EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT SEX. Get over yourself.

shanedawsonfan 0

W8 so ur name us iceman so that means ur a boy so that means that guy was a pedifile LOL nooow I get it

sarinninja 0

oh just say **** it. you mad his day n u still get the last laff cause he's near that age where you die.