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By iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 4 254

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Same thing different taste

By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 492

You deserved it 6 181

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 988

You deserved it 101

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 645

You deserved it 5 547

By Scarred - 04/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 987

You deserved it 5 661

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 557

You deserved it 36 633

Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 382

You deserved it 3 842

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 097

You deserved it 3 292

By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 192

You deserved it 3 881

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 946

You deserved it 7 755

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 579

You deserved it 1 507

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:39

"Ohh, you startin' to piss me off, ya little piglet son of a bitch. Call meeee ;)"

blackscent 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:40

wat the hell..

Comments

Flamersplamer 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:28

YDI for being violent.

pieisyourdrug 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:29

Erm, I think it's a bit much to call 911.

Talonaran 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:57

"Holy moly! It must be my birthday!" - Herbert

Talonaran 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:07

And because no one quoted it yet "What's goin' on in my pants? Looks like we got six more weeks of winter!"

Vaetrus 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:00

You should go give him some chap stick for his lips. :]

Edge578 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:03

Props for not calling him a "perv." That really pisses me off.

tpbdogs57 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:24

Unregistered, I agree with you about the music thing. Except I like a little bit of rap (not the generic "I get bitches drugs and money!" robotic-voiced crap, the underground stuff) but mostly Metal and Hard Rock. What are your favorite bands? Personally I like Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, and Drowning Pool isn't too bad, either. OP- Haha, better watch out. Report that guy if you see him again, lol.