Cheating and Love: Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

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You deserved it 3 788

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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You deserved it 3 872

By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 999

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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Sorry Sweaty

By 4th woman to cheat on me - 21/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML

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You deserved it 134

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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You deserved it 2 644

By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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You deserved it 5 042

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....

CyanSleepy 3

Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

Bitch.

Comments

Teyros 24

Monday 22 July 2013 2:37

Good thing you broke it off OP!

theofficialkumar 6

Monday 22 July 2013 2:37

Just proves that she is in the wrong! Trying to put the blame on you, pathetic!

firstbasemaster 15

Monday 22 July 2013 2:48

She just cant handle losing you

chocolatefrog28 29

Monday 22 July 2013 2:50

Well, if the shoe fits... She knew better, did it anyway, and knows she should be ashamed. Projecting her issues back on you is just her way of not dealing with it, you're better off without her because she'll take a while to learn.

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 22 July 2013 2:53

Not only is she a ****, she's a stupid ****.

football98_fml 20

Monday 22 July 2013 2:57

did you happen to be carrying a mirror infront of her face

sweet23_fml 11

Monday 22 July 2013 3:13

maybe not, sometimes people will act one way to get your attention, then pull a complete 180 when the have you.

buddy51 23

Monday 22 July 2013 3:14

OP- Good for you that you're willing to face facts- your ex is a noted authority on ***** and richly deserves to be dumped you and anyone else of quality who might have the bad fortune to know her.....