Cheating and Love: Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 21:49 - Canada - Drumheller

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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By 4th woman to cheat on me - 21/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML

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By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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bettyboop428 24

Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....

CyanSleepy 3

Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

Bitch.

Comments

icepick23 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:23

She sounds like a fun girl! Relax...

obsquire 5

Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:31

and this is where **** shaming is used wrongly.

AGuyNamedI 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:23

Haha, I lost a friend over ****-shaming Rihanna. Best thing to happen.

whathefuckislife 11

Friday 26 July 2013 1:33

ugh, I hate when people do shit like this; it makes the entire idea of ****-shaming being negative look ridiculous.

delphiki89 3

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:00

This one is easy.... Tell her she should be ashamed for being a ****. How is that not an insult anymore?

falloutdisco 2

Tuesday 30 July 2013 18:40

Okay, I think we can all agree the girlfriend was being an asshole and was in the wrong here, but it IS **** shaming when you call a girl a **** or a ***** *coughs*COMMENTERS*coughs* and you shouldn't do it. How about we insult her instead for being a bad human being? I'm really sorry OP, that was cruel of her, and good riddance.

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:03

Wow.. what a piece of human waste she is.

shadwolf99 2

Monday 16 September 2013 13:02

All ***** deserve shame.

AdmiralRiffRaff 7

Wednesday 13 November 2013 16:50

No such thing as "****-shaming". It's a daft term made up by, guess who, *****, because they've realised people don't take kindly to women who cheat on their partners or sleep with everyone's boyfriends because they're inadequate. If you're a ****, you're a ****, and you SHOULD be ashamed.