Intimacy: Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all... - FML

By annonymous - 07/09/2015 20:56 - United States

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Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By dickless wonder - 21/10/2023 10:00

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Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML

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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

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Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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By goodgrief - 30/10/2013 18:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

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Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

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Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 8 September 2015 7:12

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

rebeccacmlc 22

Tuesday 8 September 2015 7:17

That's an awful thing to say ... Privacy, intimacy should be respected by everyone, especially those closest to you, and most of all your mother !

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scratchsticks 3

Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:18

all you need is a raincoat and booties

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 20 July 2018 4:44

Stop talking to your mother about your penis and maybe you'll get laid....

SaltyLurker 10

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:31

Hey you know I've stumbled across plenty of online gay communities solely praising micropenises (and there are some hot guys there, too). Statistically speaking, I'd hazard a guess there are some ladies out there looking for someone EXACTLY your size =)

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