By annonymous - 07/09/2015 20:56 - United States

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Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
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EvilTurtle 35

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

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rebeccacmlc 22

That's an awful thing to say ... Privacy, intimacy should be respected by everyone, especially those closest to you, and most of all your mother !

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T1A2Z3 34

Stop talking to your mother about your penis and maybe you'll get laid....

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SaltyLurker 10

Hey you know I've stumbled across plenty of online gay communities solely praising micropenises (and there are some hot guys there, too). Statistically speaking, I'd hazard a guess there are some ladies out there looking for someone EXACTLY your size =)

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