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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML

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Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML

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Pointy130 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:14

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

SubjectX 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:45

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

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DizzyDaydreams 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:29

What the **** is up with Journey songs these days. I like Don't Stop Believin' but I think it's unprofessional and rude to criticize someone for not knowing that song. The main reason why people listen to Journey these days is because Glee covers their songs. I don't even think they listen to the Journey version.

rozieslothinator 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:49

why didnt you know the lyrics! at least pretend to know them!

mpoppe1018 2

Monday 18 July 2011 4:36

that song ******* blows and it was written by a band that ******* blows...i feel bad for u dude

SilverStarr 7

Monday 22 August 2011 22:26

Dude, what the ****? Journey is one of the greatest bands ever and have some of the greatest songs ever, INCLUDING Don't Stop Believin'. Learn about Music, moron.

saxplayer9291 3

Friday 16 December 2011 6:31

YDI

159_fml 17

Sunday 18 December 2011 4:15

How do you not know the words to that song

heimdallr 14

Monday 9 January 2012 23:26

Jesus flippin' Christ, most of these comments just sicken me. Just because the OP didn't know the lyrics to one ******* song, however popular it may be, he deserves to be drenched, thrown outside in below-freezing temperatures bare-chested and be subjected to hypothermia, pneumonia, etc? You know, things that can KILL YOU? You're all ******* psychopaths. ****, judging by all these comments, it's like it's absolutely mandatory for every single damn person in the world to know that song's lyrics by heart, regardless of musical tastes.