By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 957
You deserved it 37 621

Same thing different taste

Turn around, Bright Eyes

By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
I agree, your life sucks 323
You deserved it 186

Top comments

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

Comments

ccubsfan94 1

Deserve it. Most people are born knowing that song.

Oooh well I guess you're going to memorize it now?

How do you not know that song? My 6 year old cousin knows all the words by heart!

honeybeeki 14

Bet you know the lyrics now lol

iBiteRoses 22

Okay, it's not a YDI just because someone doesn't follow your sheep mentality, so shut the **** up, commenters. I don't ******* know the lyrics either, what's the big deal?

I have to admit, I love the "I agree your life sucks" to "You deserve it" ratio is brilliant…

Umg just like the spongebob movie! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you didn't have a childhood (2000-2009)

_lifemyfuck_ 11

Let's just be sure this doesn't happen to you again... Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world she took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in south Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smoky room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on, and on, and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlights, people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on, and on, and on...

I mean... that sucks, but how the hell do you not know the lyrics?