By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

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Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
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WitEluded 13

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

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limitles 14

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

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PotatoesAndCake 26

Why didn't you tell them to shut up or else you'll knock their teeth out?

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Soverain 15

Is your name Stacy by any chance?

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lone_ninja 16

Might your name be "Stifler" perhaps?

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HappyItalian 38

Makes me think of the show "The Inbetweeners".

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I hope you mean the English one and not the shitey American version that MTV shat out

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HappyItalian 38

Haha of course I mean the UK version.. I didn't even bother watching the American one because I knew it would be shit

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HappyItalian 38

#49 Because either people think I was talking about the American version of the show or they don't know what I'm talking about

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Rintarok5 29

As disturbing as that probably was for you, at least none have them have attempted to make a move on it

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