Intimacy: Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:14 - United States - Athens

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

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By a…… - 07/02/2023 22:00 - Argentina

Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML

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By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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WitEluded 13

Monday 2 November 2015 18:28

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

limitles 14

Monday 2 November 2015 18:30

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

Comments

avengerofcrack 11

Monday 2 November 2015 19:55

why are you playing truth or dare with all guys anyways??

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 2 November 2015 21:11

There could've been girls there too, it doesn't say. They were busy talking about OP's dad, no doubt.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 2 November 2015 23:27

Then suddenly both the girls and guys stopped at the same time before creepily turning their heads to stare at OP. Then they jumped on him and... well I'll let you imagine the rest.

avengerofcrack 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 2:09

I guess I just assumed the guys wouldn't talk like that in front of girls they wanted to be with lol. that's probably too much too assume tho, logic isn't always number one

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 3 November 2015 17:30

Or, it could have been some of the girls saying OP's Mom was screwable too.

LuluRichards 20

Monday 2 November 2015 19:57

FYL op, I know sometimes even when you ask your friends to quit they just think it's funny to continue. It sucks.

maemismile 22

Monday 2 November 2015 20:30

I understand. I was always told going up that my mom is hotter than me.

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 2 November 2015 20:36

Reminds me of "Stacy's Mom" ! This is hilarious!! But I'm so sorry, OP, that you have to sit and cringe while all your homies talk about your mom!!! Best wishes to erase that mental image, OP!! :)

NeatNit 32

Monday 2 November 2015 21:05

My condolences.

rldostie 19

Monday 2 November 2015 21:11

Sucks for you but good job for your mom for no doubt staying in good shape and health. Not that fuckability should determine how relevant a 51 year old woman is, but it still doesn't hurt to be thought of as attractive.