Miscellaneous: Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my...

By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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TaysDarkLust 11

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:58

Why would you get a white one to begin with?

flockz 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:01

i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!

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delicious69 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:54

Well OP on the bright side you made a lot of guys and maybe even a couple girls very happy!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:04

hollowplayer 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:13

So hot

myztwenty8 4

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:14

what's up with the pic

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:17

Showing off your sweet camel toe?

krharmon 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:22

Duh?

bc314159 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:26

Really, at that point, the best thing to do is try not to act embarrased and wear it proudly for the rest of the party.

darkmonster_fml 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:38

Well at least they were whistling and not doing anything else....

mcclainlashawn 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:39

Ever heard of a wet TSHIRT contest...same concept.

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:43

Never buy a white bathing suit... :|

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