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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 05:00

Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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By BookBabe - 25/03/2012 15:34 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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TaysDarkLust 11

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:58

Why would you get a white one to begin with?

flockz 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:01

i bet it was designed by a boardroom of men. we are such innovators sometimes!

Comments

rooney0710 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:29

And yet you still rocked it

mcar 13

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:34

Never wear white!

FMLoverAgain 7

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:44

That's why all bikini and speedos should be white!

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:56

If all men and women were reasonably attractive, I would agree. However... *shudders*

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 21:56

48, come on, don't you want to see an overweight women in a see through bikini?! Lol

SonOfAMitch 14

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:17

#64 - ......NO!?

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 17 October 2012 6:30

*woman I wasn't saying that I would!

JustHayden 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:53

**** I would have gave it to you for free!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:55

My mom had a yellow bikini when she was young and still dating my father. Whenever they would go swimming my dad would say, "Wear your yellow bikini." Then one day she saw herself in the mirror after swimming, and was shocked to discover that her yellow bikini became transparent when it was wet! When I heard that story I said, "Dad! I thought you were a gentleman!" He simply shrugged his shoulders.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:29

Haha, I love that story! Your dad just wanted to check out the goods before planning to marry your mother.(:

lilpsyco 16

Wednesday 7 November 2012 8:19

Your dad I s Awesome ･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

divergent4life 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:17

lass, you should know that happens to white cloth, i.e wet shirt contests. so YDI

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:18

I'm pretty sure that's the case with almost all white bikinis.

olpally 32

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:19

Giggity! Haha. :D

Sanrio90 8

Tuesday 16 October 2012 20:22

Uhh...no shit. Wet t-shirt contests use white t-shirts for a reason, dawg. You're probably like those girls who dress with shirts barely covering your **** and then act "surprised" when a nip slip happens.