Work: Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage...

By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Grind mindset

By failedgamer01 - 30/09/2021 05:00 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:43

Well, that snot very professional!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 24 February 2011 16:59

I don't use the word "epic" much, but that must have been one epic sneeze.

Comments

princess_patches 2

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:55

um id like to know how it ended up there.......

all4pooh 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:41

I would like to know that too???

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:10

hmm how did the booger get there lol...?

ashrandom 0

Friday 25 February 2011 0:34

How did a booger get on your forehead?

Bstaut 8

Friday 25 February 2011 0:34

How the... never mind.

MyLifeSucks_You 8

Friday 25 February 2011 0:36

how exactly did the booger get on your forehead?

vettle 6

Friday 25 February 2011 6:28

oh balls!

quraishakrueger 4

Friday 25 February 2011 7:20

how on earth did a booger end up on your forehead?

Itstherealjen 0

Friday 25 February 2011 9:11

I laughed so hard during the marketing class when I reading this fml

DjSmoz 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:46

this can't be true... seriously? I assume you're an adult since u were in a meeting at your office... seriously? a booger? C'mon!

rawrxchuck 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:19

looks like he's not getting any tonight... poor guy

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