By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
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Nordah 15

I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

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Christie110 6

Why the hell was your moms bra in your coat?!

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greeneye_fml 12

Items like bras, panties and socks can get stuck in other clothes in the dryer.

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FlashBurn 13

Hmm... maybe you'll finally start doing your own laundry! I thought everyone knew that bras are better off hand washed because they fall apart faster if machine washed? Yes, I am a guy and single and I know that. Don't ask.

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challan 19

I can't not ask!!! Which do you prefer... satin or lace?

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FlashBurn 13

Hmm, being a virgin and all I don't think I can give a proper answer. Personally, I would say lace is pretty to look at but satin would be more sensual, and fun getting hands on, I should think. :p

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challan 19

Pics or it didn't happen. I think you'd look puuurty in hot pink.

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senor_awesome 14

106- I must say, your comments and your description match your pic almost perfectly.

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FlashBurn 13

Why thank you, 175! I don't care about others opinion of me. :D I'm just saddened that your comment compared to your pic and description/name is a complete letdown.

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challan 19

pictures or it didn't happen. I'd like to see you in hot pink, if I can make a request.

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challan 19

ok op... start a conversation with the girl you like... about your girlfriend. give a wonderful description of how you rock as a boyfriend. subtle though... tell all the awesome places you've gone and what you've surprised her with. easier to get one, when you've got one.

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challan 19

of course, a relationship based on lies will never last, but you need to get your feet wet and build up some confidence.

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outoftown 26

#96, Also refers to shower rods, hangers, other types of air drying. Bras do not like dryers, not one little bit.

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felixbam 0

What.The.****. Why was your mum's bra...in...your coat?

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SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6

first I was like... wtf do you your moms bra, then I realised they were your nipple twist protector.

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Ally156 5

What was your mum's bra doing in your coat pocket?!

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jshthssn50 2

Why in the hell is your moms bra in your jacket?

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pmadNess 16

Laundry sticks together. It's science... Static cling...

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