Miscellaneous: Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the...

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By Mikey - 26/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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Friday 23 November 2012 19:35

I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

SouthernPride95 19

Friday 23 November 2012 19:34

Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler

Comments

deathtothepix 26

Friday 23 November 2012 23:38

Planting a bra in your coat; the next stage after her writing you all those "anonymous" valentines.

carminecris89 13

Friday 23 November 2012 23:39

It could have been worse...at least it was your moms bra and not her used underwear or your dads underwear.

pmadNess 16

Friday 23 November 2012 23:42

So, they don't need to know who's bra it is. Keep the illusion alive!!!

doglover100 28

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:20

Why was it in your coat?

pipinya 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:23

Yes, a bra just "fell" out of your coat

pipinya 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:23

Yes, a bra just "fell" out of your coat

buckdharma 37

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:45

op is a plan ahead type of guy and he wanted to practice the tricky unclasping he heard all about.

Felling 14

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:56

How does that even happen ?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Saturday 24 November 2012 1:04

For everyone asking "How on earth does that happen?" its a simple thing of washing the bra, washing the coat, and then drying them both in the dryer at the same time, and the bra gets stuck to the coat with the static, OP happens to not notice, and later it falls out.