By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
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Bajar tells us more.

Bajar 1

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.

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Top comments

lukemack 4

Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

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mbpoland 5

Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

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GothickNihilist 15

I believe she thought that there was vodka in the water bottle.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Trying to keep hydrated? Shame on you!

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Chanti_fml 26

"As I pulled out a water bottle" ... Where did you pull it out that she reacted like that?

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TheRandomIndian 17

One time my cousin pulled a juice pouch out of his back pocket and me and my cousins started laughing cause it looked like he pulled it out of his ass But I don't know about OP

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Is it just me or does "juice pouch" sound really funny right now?

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WeAreRisen 6

I honestly would have been more concerned about if he forgot it was back there...

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LarryLaDouche 13

You sick bastard! How dare you do that in front of her child! Death! Death to the blasphemer!

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brenkite 5

I read your comment in your pictures voice, didn't make much sense.

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olpally 32

What a judgmental bitch.

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happilyever2012 6

She thought he was....*cough*jackingoff*cough*

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kevsandy303 12

Water you think you're doing with that bottle? There are children here!

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GothickNihilist 15

I believe she thought it was vodka in the water bottle.

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sushichick 17

Apparently sitting next to her was highly frowned upon and pulling out a water bottle was just downright illegal.

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