Miscellaneous: Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I...

By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Shut up

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 20:00

Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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kbecks87 16

Saturday 17 December 2016 3:02

So...a girl was honest with you about what she wanted from her evening? ...poor you?

WCARlover 34

Saturday 17 December 2016 3:10

Some girls want to go to a club without having some guy they don't know dancing up on them. Crazy concept, huh?

Comments

cats1234 15

Sunday 18 December 2016 3:57

So what? You think you had the right to dance with her or something, women are not there for your entertainment... Some boys are disgusting!!

mt21mt 15

Sunday 18 December 2016 14:16

Dancing is stupid anyways...

kbecks87 16

Sunday 18 December 2016 15:57

If that girl had danced with you, out of obligation or fear or niceties, then excused herself to go home alone or with a guy she was actually interested in, you'd be calling her a tease right now, saying she should have just been up front about what she wanted. Seriously...WTF was she supposed to do?!?

Ms_Monster 6

Monday 19 December 2016 2:56

I'm sorry you got rejected, but I'm in agreement with everyone in saying that it's probably less to do with you, and more to do with a stranger just started dancing closely behind her. Close enough that she knew you weren't just dancing near her, and was actually trying to dance with her. I can only speak for myself, but I think others will agree that a man will 100% of the time stand a much better chance by striking up a conversation with me.

Sonjuro 7

Monday 19 December 2016 5:12

Trying to play devil's advocate here. While I DO think the unknown dancing behind the back was messed up, I think the fml may have been less about the rejection and more about how it was said. I read it like "ugh, gross, I'd rather dance with literally anyone else, even alone". Could be wrong, and OP still deserves it anyway because of how he went about it, but it goes against how many of the comments are acting.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 19 December 2016 13:02

Doubt she was saying that. She probably just genuinely wanted to dance by herself instead of with some creep.

Carbabe629 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 6:10

I agree with the guys here some girls are mean and idiots and make it impossible for guys to approach them

Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:40

Rejection sucks but you should have either offered to dance with her first or tried talking to her and getting to know her first to see if she is interested or not.