By NewUsername - 05/12/2016 09:39 - United States - Sonora

Today, while at the movies, I started making my way to the end of the row so I could pee. Others moved to make room except for a man at the end. As I tried to climb over him, I tripped and fell on top of him. When I told him I was sorry, he just smiled and said, "Mmm, don't be. I enjoyed it." FML
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Hi guys, OP here! Now that I have more space I'll explain a bit more. I was with my friend and she had left a bit earlier to get snacks and the man moved for her. When I left about 10 minutes later (I asked the woman next to me to please save our seats) the movie theater was really crowded. My friend and I were about 6 seats from the edge, so not too many people had to shift out of our way thankfully. Of course, as in the FML, I tripped and accidently fell on top of him, and he made his comment. Anyway, I brushed it off, taking it as a joke, and went about my day. After I used the restroom, I met my friend as she was heading back into the theater and I told her what happened. She called him a creep but didn't think anything of it either. Since she was holding the giant popcorn I let her go in front of me and the man on the end moved for her. When I went to go by, he moved back to where he was, blocking my way once again. As I stood in the walkway, I nicely asked him to move but he only laughed. "Nah, climb over me again. It was fun last time." That's when he pissed me off and I pushed his legs out of the way to force my way by. He just laughed and watched me as I walked back to my seat. Certainly not the worst thing to ever happen, but still quite an uncomfortable situation to be in!

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Should have peed on him to assert your dominance.

Not only is it rude he didn't move to make room for you to pass, but that is just super creepy.

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corky1992 33

This is why i always go to the bathroom before the movie starts so im not one of those obnoxious people who get up during the movie.

I dislike disturbing people after a movie starts, so I'll go before as well. This happened when we went to see a movie on the second day it was released and it was crowded before the movie even started.

it sounded to me like it was before the movie

Iamnotfat 16

It sucks that he's a creeper. However, at least you know that he thinks you're much prettier than your friend (he moves for her, but not for you) so I guess even with all the negative things that happened, that's the one positive thing you can take away from this.