Miscellaneous: Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am...

I like that you are respectful, unlike some heathens who are rude for no reason as if they're ordained by a higher being to be so damn rude. I speak on behalf of the shopping cart. Good job for being a courteous human being, OP.

ifoundalaska 11

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:20

You're just polite :)

heavymetalman1 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:25

Don't listen to them....I talk to shopping carts too, although most of the time I scream violent sexual things at them.....

cr3ativity 15

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:26

Captain Hindsight says: You ought to have identified whether or not the shopping cart could engage in conversation w/ you"

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:43

When I read this I expected it to be in Canada, not the USA. And especially NOT in New York. lol

Teabubbles 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 20:49

Canada? What? You got a problem with canadians and shopping carts, eh?

hersheykisses511 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 1:11

I think he meant that Canadians are kinda famous for being overly nice

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:51

That makes you socially inept? To me it sounds like a simple mistake.. I think you're making something out of nothing...

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