Love: Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring... - FML

By Sad ex-wife - 21/09/2012 15:11 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By LOSER - 23/05/2022 00:00

Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By KilledTheMoment - 23/11/2014 06:10 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By StillHurt - 19/01/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

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By loser - 09/05/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By unlucky - 08/10/2012 16:39 - United States - Alpena

Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML

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torbey 23

Friday 21 September 2012 18:57

I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.

olpally 32

Friday 21 September 2012 19:01

What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.

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blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:16

Hopefully you persuaded him to buy a cheap ass ring that will cause his new wife's finger to turn green.

doglover100 28

Friday 10 January 2014 17:29

Sell him a ugly cheap ring.

cartedor 18

Saturday 13 September 2014 1:35

wow, you are like gandhi. how unbelievably tolerate are you? why are you putting yourself through this tho?

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 8 August 2015 16:00

Why didn't you refuse service?

cats54321 19

Thursday 1 October 2015 9:16

That's soo terrible I'm sorry OP :(

kenyrabit 25

Tuesday 19 January 2016 14:59

-Just buy mine off of me at a Slightly discounted price. I'd rather have money over a meaningless rock you'll throw at whoever's up next for abandonment when new tail comes around. ... Congratulations, by the way

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Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

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Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML

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