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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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ant1078 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:33

Not gonna lie...I would stare 0.0

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:34

A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.

Comments

homie954 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:43

Send me a picture

fbear10 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:55

This is really off topic but ive always wondered how arthurs glasses stayed on:) lol love that show :)

Nbackus9 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:58

Arthur is the best show ever!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 8 August 2012 4:30

It's the big mushy head.

tomhofer 14

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:44

honk honk

dead_insects 18

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:44

now what did we learn? ^_~

Popcornography 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:47

That's why you need one of those scary as hell Dyson Airblades!

dead_insects 18

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:54

I love those creepy things!

tennisrapper1 14

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:47

Your coworkers should be more impressed than disgusted, don't worry. ;)

reject214 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:52

Just tell everyone you were playing with yourself.

thunter2000 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:01

Likely excuse!

patrickchawla 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:06

boobs :D

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:51

Where?!

MrBubblez98 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:09

narrowords 18

Wednesday 8 August 2012 1:07

No paper towels? Employ shake hands technique. When this does not work, deactivate hand sensitivity and disengage memory. Move on to new problem of bra placement. Wait. Whoops.