Love, Intimacy and Health: Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried...

By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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Sneaky

By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:35

Not sure why there are so many YDIs... a fart can be controlled (most often), but diarrhea can't be nearly as easy. If you didn't know you had diarrhea beforehand, there was no reason to assume that a fart would release it.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 November 2017 6:08

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 November 2017 6:08

I’m glad there wasn’t a cup around. And so are a bunch of fifth-graders!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:22

An eye for an eye.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 19 November 2017 7:35

sillymama 21

Sunday 19 November 2017 11:28

Agreed. She wasn't expecting It and s**t happens from time to time.

Symphoniaes 32

Sunday 19 November 2017 8:20

Oh honey I am so sorry to hear that! Just reading this made me wanna go shower. FYL ?

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 19 November 2017 10:32

So I take it the guy has the ***** with you right now, eh?

Septembero 15

Sunday 19 November 2017 15:07

I'm so sorry! What a shitty situation.

bidet 8

Sunday 19 November 2017 17:49

fifty shades of brown

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 19 November 2017 20:12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 20 November 2017 12:53

I think you kinda missed the point of **** my life. Stuff like this is EXACTLY what this place was made for.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 22 November 2017 4:39

If you don't like what you read on the site, you don't have to come here. And the ones marked with a chili pepper are a little, uh, risque, so you can easily avoid them. Bye, Felipe!

Madrias 36

Sunday 19 November 2017 21:47

Never trust a fart.

piinksock 17

Sunday 19 November 2017 23:02

Why would you hold a fart with your husband anyway? My husband gets a "hold on, I have to fart" and he continues right on. Maybe we have a weird marriage.