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By sharni88 - 04/03/2011 07:13 - Australia

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2022 12:00 - Australia - Batesford

Today, at 1 am, I got a message from a colleague, who I have never met, bossing me around requesting "immediately, ASAP" some information a monkey could've found online in 5 minutes. I told her that she sounded rude and unorganised. Ten minutes later, I got a mail from my boss asking me to apologise to her. I did. FML

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By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States

Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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By Laura - 28/04/2021 11:01

Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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Never cross the streams

By FiredAF - 20/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML

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Off to a good start!

By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Orem

Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML

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Rude but fair

By BeverlyC - 29/11/2021 08:00

Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML

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Friday 4 March 2011 12:05

haha i hope she sits on you as punishment

SillyEars 0

Friday 4 March 2011 11:57

silly zoo...

Comments

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Friday 4 March 2011 14:23

well at least you didn't call her heaps

Casuality 6

Friday 4 March 2011 14:30

Freudian slip O:

HarlemzAngelita 0

Friday 4 March 2011 14:31

lmao fuxkin loser

BWill9014 4

Friday 4 March 2011 16:33

Says the person that replaces the "c" in ****** with "x"

seahorses4eva 4

Friday 4 March 2011 14:44

Oh well. Nothin you can do about it now. Explain yourself, and hope for the best. If it turns ugly...guess you learned a valuable lesson, huh? Sucks, but isn't the end of the world.

SneakherHead 5

Friday 4 March 2011 14:46

Me too :D lol

ShelboTron 0

Friday 4 March 2011 14:58

YDI for saying "thanks heaps".....

dancer0721 0

Friday 4 March 2011 15:03

like heap is any better

muchagente 5

Friday 4 March 2011 15:57

by the way: isn't "thanks heaps" offensive to fat people too? just asking.

AnneFTW 17

Friday 4 March 2011 16:42

People here are being a tad unfair. Yes, we're supposed to proof-read everything before we send it, but when it's just two words, you just type it automatically and send it without thinking. Who hasn't done this?