Miscellaneous: Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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spiderman0606 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:57

Why are you complaining about this? It's not like any of this was out of your control. You brought it upon yourself for drinking too much. You couldve not ruined your friends birthday by stopping the fight and leaving it for another time.

arghhhhhhh 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

YDI!

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:32

Today, I did something really idiotic, but you know it wasn't my fault because I was drunk. Burp.

XCaLX_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:04

i gotta ask 16 whats ur pic of

muserule99 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:45

OMG shut up. We all had the stages being 15-16 going out and drinking like an idiot. Then learning that its not cool or fun and to drink in moderation by the time u hit 18. Other wise clubs would be full of 18year olds throwing up on eachother, there's always the odd retard, but on the whole ok. So give her break it obv aint normal or she wud be FMLing every weekend

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:43

Most people with their own flat are over 18 so either OP skipped her 15 - 16 drnking binge stage or she didn't learn from it. Anyway, just because other people make similar mistakes, it doesn't mean OP doesn't deserve it. Anyone that drinks until they do something they regret deserves what happens (that includes me).

CoolChik 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:40

Ah, the joys of alcohol... Hopefully everyone else was also so pissed out of their minds that they completely forget about who did what. Yeah right. I recommend finding a party house where such behavior is not only acceptable, but encouraged. =)

Bizzatch 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:26

I'm curious to see how many more morons are going to ask what a flatmate is after it's been defined literally twice and in the content of the original post (yeah I have to spell out OP because apparently some people don't know what the **** that is either)

epound28 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 8:00

OP you dickfuck, YDI for drinking. You irresponsible **** waste of space and water.

metalhead256 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 8:04

hahahahaHA your stupid

Itwasntmyfault 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:47

You do realise they edit these from the original post? The reason I got into a fight was because my flatmate started the fight, not with me, with my friend who's birthday it is, I intervened. I hadn't had very much to drink at all, but I did spill the drink and fall down the stairs (twice), because I'm clumsy. But apart from that I probably did deserve it, and have the bruises to show for it.

H0llyw00dWh0r3 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:53

Haha. You've got a lot in common with my friend who constantly falls down the stairs. She does it like a pro though, lands and doesn't even make a noise. ;]

playnejayne 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 11:52

YDI for being Welsh.

Psychs7 11

Saturday 13 March 2010 13:40

@itwasntmyfault, i think your changing it to make people agree with you because when they don't sympathise with your tears you get frustrated. And you think that people agreeing with a twisted version of the truth somehow justifys your original actions? correct me if i'm wrong im just wondering

Itwasntmyfault 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:47

My original post went something along the lines of: "Today, I went to a club. I managed to get into a fight with my housemate, fall down the stairs twice, spill my drink over (my own) new dress and ruin my friend's birthday. I now have cuts on my arm and bruises on my leg, a ruined new dress, a friend who won't talk to me and need a new place to live. FML" (I didn't mention anything that I was drunk, but for the record I wasn't because I left early in cuts and bruises! I am very clumsy...)